Squirrely Truth

Squirrels man, they're everywhere in my yard, in every tree, every corner of the neighborhood. They laugh at me when I run with that horrid, un-squirrel-like laugh of their's. Oh, you may say they're cute and adorable or even that they're just dumb, rats with better hair but no, I know the truth.

Squirrels are beasts from another dimension, attempting world domination.


Deep down you know I'm right.

(The dogs know!)